Interesting

I wonder what it's like to be interesting.  Like being different, but in a way that is attractive.

 You'd have to be lucky as fuck and then have the common sense to run with it. Or maybe there's something more discernible to it.  Either way though, you have to run with it.

 Running can be dangerous. So little control.  What if you end up running with scissors?  Ouch. Right?

But maybe not.  What if you were running with scissors and came upon a misapplied zip tie? All of a sudden you'd be brilliant. A hero even, depending on how badly applied the tie, how available alternatively sharp tools, and how time-sensitive the whole situation.. Imagine running upon beautiful damsel helplessly zip tied to the tracks of a rapidly approaching train.  Suddenly running with scissors is the best thing since sliced bread.

Seriously people, why isn't everyone running around with scissors right now? Do we literally hate distressed captives so much that we'd just let them die than disobey our fretting mothers? Gawd we're so hopeless.